OK guys, this celebrity obsession has reached kind of ridiculous levels. PerezHilton has just put up a picture of Robert Pattinson shielding his eyes from the sun.
That's the end of the story. There's nothing more.
I mean, I guess the 'joke' is that he played a sparkly vampire once and therefore protecting himself from the sun is kind of ironic. Except it's obviously not because he's a human being driving a car in a sunny location and NOT an actual vampire... Or I suppose he could just be hiding his face from the paparazzi invading his privacy? Anyway, here's the photo plus some pictures of him getting in a car... in case you ever wondered what that looked like...
By the way, the 'hilarious' caption comes courtesy of Messrs Hilton. I can't take credit for that.