ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

The Kardashians are such a konfusing bunch, I can never quite decide which one is the kutest... Is it Kim with her soft velvety camel eyes? Kourtney with her bangin' bikini bod or Khloe with her ummmm... hair?

Of course, Kim is wily like a fox and she knows just how to dispel these attention stealing thoughts. TURN SIDEWAYS!


Just like that all of her kompetition is blown away. I just don't even know how to describe this royal rear to rule all rears. To say its a bubble butt would be insulting to its sheer volume. An exercise ball booty? A juicy double to rival Jupiter? At 5'2 I am pretty I could go zorbing in that heavenly hiney and Kim knows just how to flaunt her fabulous kurves.

It's unnatural to want to step into the shoes of one of the most mocked individuals on this planet, but is anyone else jealous of Kanye right now?

Source: The Daily Mail via Splash



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