ByWill Wharton, writer at
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Will Wharton

I am the cat in the above photo. As much as I understand why you humans find this female attractive and want to check her out some more, let me ask you -- why? When I feel like I'm in the mood for some serious pussycat action, I don't look at pictures of female cats and imagine myself with them. I find female cats and I leap atop their hairy cat behinds and got to cat-town. I mean, I'm a gentleman, I'll drag her over a dead vole or something. When was the last time one of you humans did something as awesome as that? Never, that's when. Also, all my girlfriends have 6 nipples. Deal with that. Meow.


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