ByMark Newton, writer at Creators.co
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Mark Newton

Noisy, messy, annoying and completely unnecessary, no I'm not talking about my behavior at Kim Kardashian's 3rd wedding, I'm talking about the public perception of one James 'Jar Jar' Chamberlain Binks.

Well truth is, George Lucas was right all along. Jar Jar is SUPER COOL, so cool in fact that he's HERO OF THE ENTIRE STAR WARS SAGA!

Not convinced?

From day one, Jar Jar was taking shit from Jedi's despite being fluent in over 437 languages:

Qui Gon barely speaks Huttese...

Jar Jar also desplays almost unfliching altruistic tendancies that are commonly misunderstood:

Exhibit a:

Qui-Gon may have been irked by Jar Jar's tongue action, maybe not so much if he's have known that Jar Jar was SAVING HIM FROM POISON GRAPES!

Don't forget the time that Jar Jar stopped the POD RACER FROM DISCHARGING DANGEROUS ENERGY INTO A CROWD OF SPACE CHILDREN!

And despite being traumatized by childhood abuse at the hands of a gang of teenage Service Droids, Jar Jar was able to overcome his crippeling agoraphobia to smash back at those who oppressed him:

Annoying... or BRAVE?

Let us not forget the time Jar Jar was THE ONLY ONE to even attempt to catch that falling space baby:

So the next time you think about spouting out a fountain of hatred about the galaxy's most heroic of flappy eared aliens:

... spare a thought for old Jar Jar, laboring along in the background like a leathery underwater jesus while you and your friends laugh and spit at him.


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