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She has forged an entire career out of being the fun-loving girl-next-door, the quirky girl who can fall over her own dress at the Oscars, swear at the press, and still front a $3 billion dollar franchise. And although lately things have been a little quiet on the front, you can bet your bottom dollar that in the run-up to the release of , we'll be seeing a lot more of her weird antics — starting with this interview with Vanity Fair, in which she states that she'd give birth to her own dog, if that was a thing that people could do.

Vanity Fair front cover Holiday 2016/2017
Vanity Fair front cover Holiday 2016/2017

Talking of her small brown pooch, Pippi Longstocking — who's so prolific he even has his own Twitter account, but more on that later — the actress revealed that she's so obsessed, her mother commissioned a portrait of the dog from a 14-year-old fan from New Zealand. As with most embarrassing gifts from mom, JLaw would hide the painting until her mother visited, until one day she decided to embrace it:

“Fuck it. I am the person who has an acrylic painting of her dog."

And it now has pride of place above the mantlepiece. To be honest though, having a framed painting of your pet isn't that weird — what is a bit weird is wanting to put the creature inside yourself, and then literally push it out of your vagina.

“I am a psychotic dog mom in a way that I am genuinely embarrassed about. If I could put her inside me and give birth to her I would. My [hypothetical] kids would be incredibly jealous because I would still be way more attentive to Pippi than I would to them.”

Whatever floats your boat, babe.

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They do make an adorably cute pair though, just look at some of the tweets lil Pippi pawed out:

Passengers swoops into theaters December 21st, check out the trailer below:

Do you want to give birth to your pet?

Source: Vanity Fair


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