Jessica Alba has blown the dust off of her trusty assless leather chaps and set about the effortless task of getting every libido within about 100 miles racing.
If her undulating buttocks don't stir an unholy lust within you, I am going to assume that you are one of those people who is only aroused by fairground rides and national landmarks...
I don't think I have ever seen anyone move quite so indecently, and I have been to plenty of dance hall parties. Props to you Jessica!
(Source: Comic Book Movie)