ByTino Jochimsen, writer at
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Tino Jochimsen

If you're a longtime fan of Jewel and her music - and who istn't - you know the songstress enjoys herself a good bit of yodelling. She yodels here, she yodels there - in fact she'll yodel everywhere!

But if you ever asked yourself "why?" - and who hasn't? - the photo above should clear things up: she's carrying the Alps around. By Freud's phallic pipe, those are boobies!

The whole of Switzerland might find refuge in that volcanic cleavage! The Yeti could still be hiding there... which would actually be a good thing as a search posse might be assembled quite easily if it would head up there...


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