ByJancy Richardson, writer at Creators.co
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Jancy Richardson

There are many things one could say about . For example, she keeps being smoking hot, despite the fact that she's undergone the most bizarre style transformation since grew a hobo beard and started rapping. Also, she has a hella nice ass, and keeps infiltrating my dreams no matter what kind of demented hairdo she gets did. But...classy? I don't know, Miley, you might be pushing that one. Cyrus says:

You can just mix white trash and Chanel, that's me. That's my ultimate look. Pretty much everything is weird bondage stores except obviously my jewelry—gotta keep it classy with Chanel.

Here's a shot of what Miley might mean by 'classy.'

See? Weird, no make-up selfie should be a recipe for disaster, but the American Apparel style combo of skinny and mauve t-shirt, plus panties that look like she's had them since ninth grade...it just does it for me.

Here's a quick run-through of Miley's style evolution (this is very, very scientific, so bear with me here).

Article a) mildly rebellious California girl next door.

Article b) that nice lesbian hairdresser who you truly appreciate a head massage from while they're washing your hair.

Article c) dominatrix robot from the future? The outfit is Marc Jacobs, that's classy, right?

Here's a recent shot of Miley and her 'keep it classy' rule:

I don't really know what this is but I want to see that girl group perform at the VMAs. My point is, whatever look she comes up with, I still would. To heck with 'classy', Miley Cyrus is hot.

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