ByTino Jochimsen, writer at
The bald minority at Moviepilot.
Tino Jochimsen

We writers of sleaze try to uphold a certain level of quality - and with quality I mean sleaziness. Sadly every once in a while one is tasked with writing about someone tragically... well, not-naked. Not even half-naked. I dare say even dressed.

This event occurs right now, right here. Her name is Kelly Brooks and she wears clothes. Even worse: her boyfriend is in the picture too. I know I know...

Don't shoot the messenger!


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