. I've forgotten what she actually does. Either we're faced with relentless British media coverage of her love life, or photo's of her looking fabulous at red-carpet events/on holiday.
Oh wait, I remember! She hosted Celebrity Love Island, that example of highbrow commissioning. And Britain's Got Talent...for a day. She was (all sarcasm aside) pretty good on Strictly Come Dancing (UK Dancing with the Stars for the uninitiated). Oh, and she's been having Twitter wars with this other esteemed British celeb.
So, we can tag her as a Reality TV Star. Anyway, regardless of the difficulties in pinning down her profession, she looks great swimming in a watery cove. And posts it on Twitter. And that's all that really matters...
(WAIT, I was unfair. She also did a movie. Survival Island. Check out...at your peril.)