Doleful brunette Kristen Stewart is reportedly shunning the attentions of all eligible gentlemen in a bid to be reunited with R-Pattz.
A source close to the brunette beauty has reported "She is still in love with Rob. As far as her wanting to date anyone else, the answer is 100 percent absolutely not."
Well, fair enough. It's only been a month, and they were together for what felt like centuries to me.
The source revealed in calm, measured tones that Kristen "misses her best friend. It’s like a part of her has died and she is still going through the grieving process."
You guys, listen to that bombastic, epic-love language - a part of Kristen has died. It's like R-Pattz and K-Stew are eternal lovers, and as such, while they're meant to be, they're thwarted by circumstance. Let's compare and contrast their relationship with those of film and literature's Great Loves.
Heathcliff and Cathy (Wuthering Heights)
'My love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being.'
Jane Eyre and Mr Rochester (Jane Eyre)
'Absolutely, sir! Oh, you need not be jealous! I wanted to tease you a little to make you less sad: I thought anger would be better than grief. But if you wish me to love you, could you but see how much I DO love you, you would be proud and content. All my heart is yours, sir: it belongs to you; and with you it would remain, were fate to exile the rest of me from your presence for ever.'
Rick Blaine and Ilsa Lund (Casablanca)
'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.'
Lizzie Bennett and Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
'I was spoilt by my parents...Such I was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased.'
Anthony and Cleopatra (Anthony and Cleopatra)
'I saw her once
Hop forty paces through the public street;
And having lost her breath, she spoke, and panted
That she did make defect perfection,
And, breathless, power breathe forth.' (2.2.237)
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
'The real reason Kristen didn't attend the MTV Movie Awards this past Sunday is because she made a vow that Rob and her relationship with Rob will always come first. Going to the awards would have ruined her Sunday at Coachella with Rob."