When I was a child, everybody assumed I was named Kylie which I hated with a burning fiery passion. Unfortunately, this hatred was tragically projected this onto the majestic Minogue.
Thankfully, I have since seen the errors of my stupid childish ways and been drawn in by the eternally youthful Aussies sparkling personality... and peachy posterior
Please forgive me for my previous transgressions Kylie. I would be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky if you would overlook my past picadillos and let me frolic in that bed with you.
Do you still love Kylie, or was it just a case of puppy love?
(Source: Drunken Stepfather