ByHeather Snowden, writer at Creators.co
Lover of bad puns, nostalgic feels and all things Winona.
Heather Snowden

It would seem that Lifetime are going full steam ahead with their upcoming Britney Spears biopic regardless of factors one would deem essential when recreating the story of her success. Like a remote resemblance to her face, for example.

True to form — remember their clown-makeup'd Anna Nicole Smith one? Mother have mercy! — the network has released a bunch of promo pics for the movie that are simultaneously brilliant, hilarious and deeply confusing. Featuring a who looks more like country days Tay Tay, a *N Sync group who seem to be on day-release from an awful '00s teen movie, and a sleazy looking K Fed who's — actually, he's pretty on point.

I mean, is it any wonder Ms. Spears has denied any and all involvement with the upcoming picture? Just feast your eyes on this clusterfuck, which we'll (sort of) title after appropriate tracks:

1. (I Lost That) Boom Boom

[Credit: Lifetime]
[Credit: Lifetime]

See also:

2. Cry Me A River (To Drown In)

[Credit: Lifetime]
[Credit: Lifetime]

3. (All We Wanna Say Is) Bye Bye Bye

[Credit: Lifetime]
[Credit: Lifetime]

4. (I Will Regret This) From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart

[Credit: Lifetime]
[Credit: Lifetime]

5. (Keep Grinning) Til It's Gone

[Credit: Lifetime]
[Credit: Lifetime]

And all these coming out on her 35th birthday! We feel for you Britters, we truly do — but we'll still be watching this deranged imagining the minute it comes out.

Thoughts?


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