ByWill Wharton, writer at
Creative Director
Will Wharton

Every now and then you find that the best things in the entire world are things you never even thought existed. Like when you order a Latte at Starbucks and they give you a Frappuccino. You're not happy at first, as it's not what you've come to expect from a delicious beverage, but it only takes a couple of slurps to be totally hooked.

Suddenly a whole new world has been opened to you and you realize this is the thing that has been missing from your life for the last miserable 20-something years! Finally the cosmic balance of the universe makes total sense and you feel more aligned with the ebb and flow of destiny's chaotic river simply because you've found a life preserver that totally works for you.

Well today I found two life-preservers, massive ones:

This is Michelle Keegan, she's from the Englands and makes her trade by appearing in a rather miserable (I mean tonally, not financially) U.K. soap known as Coronation Street. If this is what the Brits are packing across the pond, I may have to cancel my subscription to Univision, which I have for my telenovellas, and start getting some of that mad BBC action.


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