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I imagine the Java Heat producers spent all of their budget on gun and missile effects before they could hire a real scriptwriter, so Twilight's was all, "I got this covered, guys." And ? Well, his character's indistinguishable country of origin is about as puzzling as his decision to accept this role.

Still, there are plenty of explosions, sexy Indonesian women and even a reference to Rambo. So, who knows, this might pan out OK... But, don't take my word for it. See for yourself in the first trailer:

(via The Film Stage)

What is this action flick even about? I sure as hell haven't got a clue, but just a photo of Lutz on the screen for 90 minutes would be enough to make me watch it. How about you?

Java Heat hits theaters May 10th.


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