ByJancy Richardson, writer at Creators.co
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

These new promo pics for ' new album show that Miley is some sort of misunderstood artist. These grainy, at-home style shots of Miley reveal the tortured creative soul behind such hits as 'Hoedown Throwdown.' The meaning behind Miley's artsy pics are now revealed...

1) The turmoil of the under-butt.

2) I saw my Mom make out with the Clown.

3) Lesbian Valentine's Day, and it's raining.

4) Sexy neck cramp.

5) The fulminant delicacy of the sparkler is my effervescent soul made tangible...wait, am I wearing a jockstrap?

6) Mustn't...Twerk...must...stay...still...

7) 'Ok, let's wrap it up, Miley, the Ukrainian hen party have the room booked after us.'

The last shot says to me 'I am trying to look confident while attempting this crotch grab but there's something dancing in the eyes of the geriatric photographer that's making me uncomfortable'. Yet I still find her hotter than a pool party at 's house. All the cool people hang out in Hell, right?

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