Yes, you read that correctly. Video evidence of Miley Cyrus performing her world-famous gimmick all over jolly old St. Nick. Now I know why those cheeks are always so rosy red. Have a look at Miley removing any semblance of innocence and purity I had in my mind of the kind old gift-giver:
What happened to Mrs Claus? Did Santa leave her for a younger woman just like Dad did? Well, Santa won't be getting any milk and cookies from my house this year, I can tell ya that much.
For all the Miley Cyrus fans, here's a pic of her exposing her stomach for you:
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