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balcony butt (noun)

1: a condition that afflicts mainly young starlets who are under the impression that no one can see them they step out onto a balcony in only a t-shirt and underwear.

2: a posterior worthy of such display.

would be the example here, see?

instagram abs (noun)

1: superior abdominal musculature as displayed by newly punk-hopped out celebrity ladies on instagram.

2: abs worthy of such display.

Again, she's just bein' Miley.


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