ByMark Anthony Wade Lynch, writer at Creators.co
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Mark Anthony Wade Lynch

Winter is upon us. That doesn't only mean Christmas with family. It also means that people are more inclined to go over to a person's house or invite company over than they are to hit a bar or club. If you are having company over, drinking games are usually involved. What I have here are drinking games you can play while watching some of the worst comic book movies ever created. I mean, you already own them, why not have some fun with them (it's not like you enjoy watching them sober).

7. 'Fantastic Four' (2015) — That's Not Right

'Fantastic Four' [Credit: Fox]
'Fantastic Four' [Credit: Fox]

Let's start with what might be the worst of the worst. Say what you want about other bad movies, but I rarely here anything good about the newest . There was nothing good about this movie and this makes for the a great place to start this article.

Rules

This is a simple game that won't require people to get too drunk. You take a beer and pass the beer whenever someone does something that is a good idea. When someone does something that is a BAD idea the person holding the beer drinks the beer. Shots might might not be a smart way to go seeing as how there are a ton of bad ideas in this movie (like the script).

Drink Level: Angrily yelling at the screen

Also Works With:

  • Someone uses their powers
  • Reed is awkward
  • Johnny Storm makes a bad joke

6. 'Batman And Robin' — That's Cool

Arnold Schwarzenegger's version of Mr. Freeze may go down as the cheesiest character in comic book movie history. But for all of his bad puns and one-liners, he was pretty entertaining. I have the perfect drinking game for this movie.

Rules

Whenever Mr. Freeze comes on the screen and makes an ice joke everyone has to make an ice pun or joke. The last person who can't come up with a joke or pun drinks. I don't recommend shots for this one. No one needs a trip to the hospital.

Drink Level: So much alcohol you'll forget Bat-Nipples

Also Works With:

  • Bat-nipples on screen
  • Poison Ivy seduces someone
  • Bane says something inaudible

5. 'Spider-Man 3' — The Crying Game

'Spider-Man 3' [Credit: Columbia]
'Spider-Man 3' [Credit: Columbia]

We have all tried our best to forget this movie. Unfortunately, it's like a bad penny that just keeps coming back. There was so much wrong with this movie that it's difficult to come up with just how to play a drinking game here without being absolutely smashed. But, I do have one idea.

Rules

You get your standard red solo cup (or equivalent size) and whenever Peter Parker has an overly emotional moment, you fill the cup a quarter of the way. When the cup is full, the person who says "thwip (the sound 's web shooters make)" last after the fourth pour is finished, drinks. The key here is to try and be the last pourer one to fill so you can say "thwip" first.

Drink Level: Dancing Peter Parker

Also Works With

  • Spider-Man/Peter Parker does something annoying
  • Spider-Man throws a punch
  • Peter Parker or Eddie Brock does something sleazy

4. 'Catwoman' — Why Are We Watching This?

'Catwoman' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Catwoman' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Remember when I said that Fantastic Four might be the worst comic book movie ever? Well, absolutely give F4 a run for its money. I will sit down and watch a bad movie for the comedic value, but there little to laugh at here. So much so that Halle Berry was given a Razzie award for her performance.

Rules

So far we haven't had a game that will get you extremely drunk. Well, here you go. Every time something stupid happens, take a drink. Last one drinking wins. I suggest sleeping at the game night host's house for this game.

Drink Level: Blackout

You will long for the days of a good Catwoman
You will long for the days of a good Catwoman

Also Works With

  • You see a black cat
  • Halle Berry does something cat-like
  • Someone watching groans

3. 'Batman Forever' — Overacting

'Batman Forever' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Batman Forever' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

If this movie had been marketed as a comedy instead of an action thriller, this could have been one of the best movies of the year. Unfortunately, it wasn't marketed as a comedy. Jim Carry and Tommy Lee Jones had great chemistry on scene and played a great comedic duo. Too bad Robin and Batman were both terrible.

Rules

You take a beer bottle and place it in the middle of the table. Whenever someone in this movie overacts, you spic the bottle. Whoever the bottle points to drinks.

Drink Level: You'll feel like how Tommy Lee Jones looks in this picture:

'Batman Forever' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Batman Forever' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Also Works With

  • There is a riddle on screen or spoken
  • Tommy Lee Jones switches from Harvey to Two-Face
  • Jim Carry is wacky

2. 'X-Men 3' — Last One Standing

'X-Men: The Last Stand' [Credit: Fox]
'X-Men: The Last Stand' [Credit: Fox]

It wasn't that the movie was bad, it was just all over the place. Then there were so many expectations going in with hopes of getting the Phoenix we saw at the end of X2 (and not a horror movie Jean Grey). And then there was Cyclops dying with about five minutes of screen time. And then the bad one-liners throughout the movie. OK, maybe this movie was bad.

Rules

Here's what you do. You take a bunch of beer and you put them on a table. Everyone stands in front of the table. Whenever someone uses their mutant power, you take a drink (Beast walking in the room blue and furry doesn't count; that's his mutation not his mutant power). The last person standing wins. If a person can name the power, everyone else drinks. If the person names the power wrong, they drink. If you win this game, your mutant power is clearly drinking.

Drink Level: Seeing Double...triple...you get the joke

'X-Men: The Last Stand' [Credit: Fox]
'X-Men: The Last Stand' [Credit: Fox]

Also Works With

  • Bad one-liners
  • Halle Berry's bad acting
  • Face palm-worthy moments

1. 'Green Lantern' — Seeing Shapes

'Green Lanter' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Green Lanter' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

We saved this little gem for last. A movie that almost ruined not only Ryan Reynolds's career, but also the the and movie franchise. As I sit back and think of the movie, maybe it would have been a better idea for Ryan Reynolds to play Guy Gardner in a future movie. Hal Jordan he was not. Beyond him, the only good thing about this movie was Michael Clarke Duncan voicing Kilowog.

Rules

When someone uses their power ring, you take a drink. Every person that taps out has to recite the power ring oath. Last person still drinking must be referred to as Guardians for the week because they are the greatest of them all.

Drink Level: YOU think you have a Lantern Ring

Also Works with

  • Bad jokes
  • Out of character Hal Jordan moments
  • Seeing the color yellow (Green Lantern weakness)

Do you have a game? Let me know in the comments below


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