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There are many times in my life where I have had trouble finding the right words to say. Fortunately for me, movie quotes have usually come in to save the day. These are not some of those times.

10. Planet Of The Apes

When you walk up to your wife feeling a bit amorous and she replies,

“Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!”

9. The Karate Kid

On your first day at a beauty salon and the customer is in the middle of getting a Brazilian wax:

“Wax on, Wax off!”

8. Babe

Immediately after your girlfriend gives you a "mouth hug,"

“That’ll do pig, that’ll do.”

7. Sudden Impact

Your Mother threatens to ground you if you don’t clean your room:

“Go Ahead, make my day!”

6. Titanic

After completing what you felt was a marathon sex session but in reality lasted less time than it takes to soft boil an egg:

“I’m the king of the world!”

5. Network

When your concerned sister asks you why you’re frantically reorganizing your father’s tools:

“I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

4. Scarface

This first time you and your soulmate get intimate:

“Say hello to my little friend!”

3. A Few Good Men

When your wife asks why you came home late from work:

“You can’t handle the truth!”

2. Taxi Driver

When the teacher calls on your for an answer even though your hand clearly wasn’t raised:

“You talking to me?”

1. Gone With The Wind

When your wife says she’s going out so you and the boys can have nice night of beer and football:

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

Let's take a quick second to acknowledge another master of prose, Eugene, from The Walking Dead:

Which of these quotes have you used in real life?


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