Because as we all know, the only way to reeeallly enjoy movie classics is to reduce them to hollow shells of what they used to be...
Here's Moviepilot's favorite #moviesin5words. Sorry, Inception, you don't stand a chance.
#5wordfilmplots Frodo goes on long walk— dr. beardface (@calvshero) September 18, 2013
Dumb & Dumber
#5wordfilmplots two men driving a dog— chris cox (@chrisco06194875) September 18, 2013
Jedi turns evil, son doesn't. 6 films, 5 words! #5wordfilmplots— Iain Robertson (@iain999) September 18, 2013
#5wordfilmplots Wizard fights guy without nose— Vernon Dursley (@Dursleytime) September 18, 2013
A Nightmare on Elm Street
#5wordfilmplots Scary,stripy top,sharp fingers— Sarah Wagstaff (@DancingSarahW) September 18, 2013
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Wedding, wedding, wedding, wedding, funeral. #5wordfilmplots— Mr Peter (@PeteTheBolt) September 18, 2013
Life of Brian
#5wordfilmplots Brian is not the messiah— Elliott Lacey (@elliottlacey_) September 18, 2013