ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

Every time I look at Miley, I am overcome with a withering feeling of sympathy for her poor crotch area. It alway's looks like it's being relentlessly suffocated in vacuum packed denim or latex, and I can't help but feel she should just set it free. Is that so wrong?


That being said, I would still karate chop that security guard in the face to chill with Miley for the night. You know it would be a twerk-tastic, liquor lathered, girl-on-girl gridlocked party that would definitely be one to tell the grand kids about!

(Source: Hollywood Tuna)

(Images: Hollywood Tuna via Pacific Coast News



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