Shower sex, masquerade balls, elevator flirtation, panties off at dinner, vengeful exes and a hint of insanity... no, I'm not talking my weekend, but the brand new Fifty Shades Darker trailer which dropped today and delivers more flesh, passion and faux-psychological trauma than any regular person could possibly handle.
Ana, of course, handles all of it and a whole lot more. If you were worried the world had moved on after waiting almost two years for this sequel, worry no more — Fifty Shades Darker is going to make an awful lot of people moist next Valentine's Day.
Check out the brand new #FiftyShadesDarker trailer below.
You all vaguely know the story of Darker by now — Ana and Christian find their relationship tested by a handful of Mr. Grey's former lovers as they aim to take their unique bond to the next level.
Anastasia also utters the immortal line "Fine, I will have dinner with you, because I'm... hungry." She may be a complicated soul, but Christian looks perfectly happy to plow those depths (psychologically speaking).
The trailer gives us our first proper look at Jack Hyde, Christian's sulky childhood friend who has ulterior motives for offering Ana a job, and Elena Lincoln, the woman who taught him all he knows about sexual debauchery.
Fifty Shades Darker drops February 10, 2017, and on this evidence you'll either be missing the best or the best-worst movie of the year if you're not there, so push that BDSM night back a week and mark the date in your calendar.
Are you feeling yourself as much as Darker's insanely hot trailer?