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(WARNING: The following article contains footage from the upcoming Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer, as well as a major costume-related reveal that may cause over-excitement, heart palpitations and/or heavy sweating. Proceed with whatever level of caution that suggests to you is wise.)

The wait is nearly over, it seems. After months of increasingly agonizing patience, the trailer is finally almost here — it's set to debut tomorrow (Thursday, December 8) on Jimmy Kimmel's late night show.

If that's still too lengthy a wait for you, though, don't panic. Y'see...

This New 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Trailer Tease Is Super-Revealing

Having made its way onto the official Facebook page, however, you might imagine that said video would be satisfied with merely teasing the arrival of the first trailer for and 's collaborative Spider-film, and giving us a time and a channel upon which to focus our attention tomorrow night. That, though, wouldn't have been all that much fun — and certainly not as entertaining as what et al offered up instead. After all, in the space of just a few (low-quality) on-camera seconds, we get to see...

Happy Hogan's Triumphant Return

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]

With , it seems, having taken time out of his busy directorial schedule to return as a typically unhappy "Happy" Hogan.

A Message From Tony Stark

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]

One that, it seems — along with the curmudgeonly presence of Hogan — very much confirms Spidey's status as 's new protegee.

A Close-Up Of Spidey's Webshooters

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]

Which, along with being gloriously chunky, remain pleasantly non-biological.

And, finally, for the coup de grace?

Spidey Has Some Seriously Swanky Wings

'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' [Credit: Sony/Facebook]

I mean, just look at 'em. They're glorious.

Perhaps the most interesting part of the whole trailer tease, though? The fact that it seems to be implying that Spidey's about to be introduced to the public by Stark and co. Could we be set to see that big reveal from the comic-books come July 2017?

[Credit: Marvel Comics]
[Credit: Marvel Comics]

Well, it's perhaps a little premature to say for sure just yet, but it certainly seems far more likely than it did a few minutes ago.

And now? Now we wait for tomorrow night, and the chance to get over-excited all over again.

What do you think, though? What are you most excited to see in Spider-Man: Homecoming? Let us know below!

(Sources: Facebook)


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