Have you been pining for ' return to martial arts mayhem since the conclusion of The Matrix trilogy? No? Well too bad, you're getting it anyway. Today, the first trailer for 's 47 Ronin has hit the web. Reeves stars as the film's "half-breed" hero who joins a group of ronin out to avenge the death of their master. I don't know about you guys, but the insanity of this trailer is enough to make me want to see the movie despite what looks like another wooden Reeves performance. It ostensibly takes place on planet Earth, right? So why are there big alien monsters mixed in with the swordplay? It could be a gigantic disaster of a movie but it still looks like a disaster to which I want front row seats.