ByAlexandra Ekstein-Kon, writer at Creators.co
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Alexandra Ekstein-Kon

There's a shortage of perfect quotes in the world, but luckily The Princess Bride has enough to revive us like a magic pill from Miracle Max! From inconceivably poignant one-liners to side-splitting exchanges, these Princess Bride quotes never cease to crack a smile or get those feels going. So get ready for this bwessed awangement and prepare to relive the best movie of all time!

16. 'Inconceivable!'

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Who said it? Vizzini

When? Just about every time he's shocked.

15. 'I'm on the Brute Squad.' 'You are the Brute Squad?'

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Who said it? Fezzik says it to Miracle Max after he threatens to call the Brute Squad.

When? When Inigo and Fezzik go to Miracle Max to revive their (as it turns out, mostly) dead friend, the Man in Black.

14. 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.'

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Who said it? Inigo Montoya, duh.

When? It's a practiced line, but he finally gets to say it for real when he meets the six-fingered man.

13. 'You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.'

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Who said it? Inigo

When? Toward the beginning of the movie, Vizzini always says the above quoted "Inconceivable!" But does it really mean what he thinks it means?

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12. 'Have fun stormin’ da castle.'

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Who said it? Miracle Max

When? As Inigo, Wesley and Fezzik prepare to save the day, Miracle Max and his wife wave them off with this banger.

11. 'Mawage is what bwings us here today. Mawage, that bwessed awangement.'

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"That dweam, wifin a dweam..."

Who said it? The Impressive Clergyman

When? At the wedding ceremony between Buttercup and Prince Humperdinck, they get a little more than they bargained for with the ceremony conductor.

10. 'There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours.'

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Who said it? Wesley

When? When Buttercup goes to her chambers after the wedding with the intent of killing herself, Wesley says this line from across the room before she spoils the fun.

9. 'We are men of action. Lies do not become us.'

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Who said it? Wesley

When? After surviving the Fire Swamp, Prince Humperdinck and the six-fingered man Count Rugen claim they will send Wesley back to his ship... not!

8. 'Let me explain... No. There is too much. Let me sum up.'

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Who said it? Inigo

When? After Wesley is revived by Miracle Max's magic pill, Inigo tries to get him up to speed with what's been going on.

7. You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.' 'You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.'

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Who said it? Inigo and Wesley

When? When they first meet, Inigo and Wesley duke it out in a mighty duel.

6. 'It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.'

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Who said it? Miracle Max

When? After Inigo and Fezzik take Wesley to Miracle Max to bring him back to life.

5. 'You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?'

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Who said it? Wesley

When? Just like with Inigo, Wesley has to also fight Fezzik upon their first meeting. And Fezzik doesn't even exercise!

4. 'You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.'

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Who said it? Vizzini

When? The suspicious brainiac Sicilian says this to Wesley before the battle of the wits begins.

3. 'I hope we win.'

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Who said it? Fezzik

When? Just before stormin' da castle.

2. 'I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!'

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Who said it? Valerie

When? When we are first introduced to Miracle Max, he staves her off saying, "Get back, witch!"

1. 'As you wish.'

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Who said it? Wesley

When? As often as possible when he's with Buttercup. Awwww!

I know it's a lot to ask, but what's your absolute favorite Princess Bride quote? Put it in the comments below!

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