ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
Editor/Senior staff writer | Movie Pilot's celebrity savant.
Karly Rayner

That's it. I've made my decision. If I could pluck any ripe young girlfriend from the bountiful celeb tree, I would choose you Rihanna.

You just know her pillowy, ganja flavoured lips would be like the touch of two delicate unicorn feathers on your face. And her booty is bangin'

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Me and bad gal RiRi would have such a blast together, we could share clothes and she could teach me how to make rubbing my buttocks on a wall look hot. Basically, it would be like that Rihanna and Shakira video, but with more booze and blunts.

Hear my plea raunchy RiRi!

(Source: Drunken Stepfather)

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