If you’re a treasure hunter: QUICK, pack your things and off to Ireland. Reports just have come in that thousands of Leprechauns have found an untimely end after watching Rosalind Lipsett dance her Christmas jig.
Death by erection the report says. Those little buggers weren’t made for love... ANYWAY. The gold pots are unprotected, Brigadoon is for the taking.
However, if you don’t care for earthly riches like this here writer of sleazy, open a Guinness and watch sweet Rosalind dance a little. Now THAT's the spirit of Christmas!