OH.MY.GOD. You hear that noise? That is the cries of the employees of France's biggest baby oil factory weeping because RiRi's latest slippery photoshoot has put them out of business.
My favourite red hot pop vixen has surpassed herself this time with this sleek new look. I know it's hard to peel your eyes off of RiRi's blissfully naked norks, but I think you should draw your attention to those shaded come to bed eyes. I think they just tore a hole in my psyche that can only be fixed by watching the Rihanna Shakira video approximately 40 times.
Have you fallen even more deeply in lust with rude gal RiRi?
(Source: Drunken Stepfather)