ByTino Jochimsen, writer at
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Tino Jochimsen

In Jurassic Park, ’s Dr. Ian Malcolm quite rightly states that ‘life will find a way.’

A somehow unexpected visualization of this philosophy arrives today in the form of ’s profoundly attractive pair of breasts, teasingly covered by a sweater, whose perfromance either has to be deemed insufficient or highly sufficient, depending on your stance of the vocation of sweaters.

Folks, this 'Rihanna breast development' is exhilarating and frightening at the same time. Exhilarating because, even after quite a bit of exposure, Rihanna’s upper ladyparts are a beautiful sight to behold. On the other hand, they frighten me, simply because they do seem powerful. If a sweater can’t contain them, who says that a jacket can? If a jacket can’t, who says that that a high-voltage wire can?

All I am saying here, is if you put a woolen sweater on a T-Rex, don’t be surprised if he eats it!


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