Things aren't looking too peachy in the land of Calabasas right about now, with trouble brewing in paradise between lovebirds Rob Kardashian and his baby mama Blac Chyna.
Just a month after their daughter Dream was born into the privileged world of Kardashian royalty, the pair have announced their split in the most public #celebrity feud we've had since Taylor Swift's brutal takedown by #KimKardashian herself.
However, with Blac and Rob head-over-heels in love one moment, and then throwing daggers at each in the form of Instagram posts the next, it's actually becoming quite difficult to fathom what on earth is going on? So, if you're as confused as the rest of the world, here's a brief rundown of the relationship drama occurring at the moment.
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What Beef Is Brewin' Between Rob & Chyna?
Basically, it all kicked off last Saturday when this ominous note was the first of many to be uploaded onto Chyna's account. It read:
"I'm about to post all of my direct messages on IG with all the guys I was talking to. I no longer am with Rob. I left him and took the baby and did not even let him know. Stay tuned for screen shots and messages. I am sorry Rob."
However, it soon became clear that the #RealityTV star had been hacked and that a malicious menace was trying to expose her as a fraud. Another Instagram post read:
"I have all the messaged with Chyna and her lawyer on how her plan was to marry Rob just to trademark the name Kardashian and texts saying that was the only way to do it and that she is then going to win!"
Alongside this, the hacker claimed that Blac was messaging with "almost every rapper and athlete in the game" – including Jaden Smith and Young Thug – for publicity in order to get her manicured mitts on that dollar to "pay that rent." Another note suggested that she had been entirely faking her love for Rob, as evidence by her messaged to a mate going by the name of "Treasure," in which she called Rob "lazy," "insecure" and "fat." Ouch!
Rob Sits Solo By His Christmas Tree, Lamenting His 'Eggos'
After surveying the damage on her Insta account, #BlacChyna rushed to insist that she had been hacked, saying:
“Hey, you guys, so my page was hacked, and I’m going to list my new IG page below, so make sure you guys follow me back! Just to let y’all know, that’s not me on my IG page, that’s somebody that hacked me. And somebody’s really, really, really, really mad.”
Then, to make matters worse, Rob starts posting to Snapchat, giving his followers a tour around his empty home. Focusing on the "still purdy" Christmas tree in the corner of his living room and the fully decorated Gingerbread House on the dining room table, he sighs:
"Got the Christmas tree all set up for Chyna and the baby, but they left me.”
Here's the full video:
The video, before it was deleted from Rob's official Instagram, also had this caption:
"I thought this was going to be the best year of my life ,,, had a beautiful baby Dream and haven’t spent Christmas with family in years and I just can’t believe she really hurt me this way. She knows how to hurt me and I loved her so hard like I’m supposed to. Like any man is supposed to love their Wife. Chyna knew exactly what she was doing to get me. I can’t believe she did this to me. And this isn’t for some ratings this is my real life so please understand I’m just being open right now. Cuz if it was for ratings I wouldn’t explain all this here. And with Chyna’s messages and her leaving with everything and the baby I am broken. I go 1000 percent for my girl. I am so confused how a man who gives and loves everything about a woman is the one left alone. I’m sorry for being so open once again ,,, this is killing me "
Reiterating once again that this breakup was in no way a publicity stunt and to make everything just that little bit more painful, the Kardashian zoomed in on his empty fridge — apparently, in her rage to rush off with the kids, Blac refused to leave Rob even a morsel of food to chew on. Seriously, it was pretty shocking — there weren't even chips or "eggos" left in the pantry.
In fact, Rob seemed so upset by the lack of munch that he then uploaded a slew of images, all adapted by loyal fans with impeccable Photoshop skills, to let us know how alone he really feels this Christmas.
As well as one featuring his rotund face on the Home Alone DVD cover in place of an adolescent Macauley Culkin, another showed Blac Chyna creeping away as a the Grinch with Dream, all the BBQ sauce and a freezer full of Eggos. Very sneaky, indeed.
Blac Chyna Bites Back
However, while Rob was hiding his despair behind a bunch of comical memes, the mother-of-two wasn't having any of it. While Kris Jenner's son was staring at his empty fridge in disbelief, Blac was firing back saying she was "done" for good and that the whole situation was "sad and pathetic." Writing on her Instagram, the since deleted post read:
"I'M DONE ! This entire year I have done nothing but help Rob! It's so SAD & PATHETIC how low he'd stoop to cover up HIS PERSONAL ISSUES! Rob is mentally ill & refuses to seek help! He self medicates which makes it worse. I have done nothing but help & loved him from the beginning! It's Chy here I got my own!!! I was doing swell before I got with him! I got him out of khloe's house, helped him lose all that f--king weight for him to do nothing & gain it all back! Rob asked for all of this! Rob begged me to have Dream!"
She then added:
"He stressed me out my ENTIRE PREGNANCY!!! Accusing me of cheating, going crazy on me with massive text blast daily! being an absolute lunatic & then cover it up with gifts! I was verbally abused every other day. I was still there with nothing but high hopes for us! [...] He refuses to do anything! Eat healthy, work out, work, anything positive, he does nothing! Those Messages OLD AF! He only did this because when he went through my phone he couldn't find anything to be mad about! He's on snapchat acting hurt but he's yet to come see Dream yet! He knows where we are!"
She then drew it all to a close with the following:
"I’m done with the situation until he gets help. I have no longer have time to feed into Robert’s shenanigans I have 2 children & myself to fend for. I hope he gets the medical help he needs. If you have ever dealt with a bipolar/depressed person you [understand.]"
Whether or not this nightmare has been fabricated for the purpose of reality TV show Rob & Chyna, it's safe to say that quite a few more people will be turning in to their Baby Special. In the meantime though, can someone get the man an Eggo?
Do you think this is all just a really bizarre PR stunt or are Blac & Rob really over?