Can I get a show of hands from those of you that want some more not-news? All of you? Crikey, OK then let's do this.
Apparently Rob is missing life in LA, which some have taken to mean that he therefore also misses Kristen Stewart. This is despite the fact that he's now dating Dylan Penn.
Apparently this is what Rob told Ativa magazine
I miss going to the movies in Los Angeles; that has the best cinemas in the world. I used to go four or five times a week but now it is impossible, with all cellphone cameras.
Thanks for that.
In other Robert Pattinson not-news, he's definitely also dating a mystery girl who he's been spotted attending the local gym with. She's definitely not his personal trainer, because we all know that when Rob is seen in public with a woman then it is 100% his new lover.
You can check out the video here: