ByJack Carr, writer at
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Jack Carr

Kris Jenner is usually the one trying to keep things (relatively) sane in the crazy lives of her horde of children — but if you spend long enough in the madhouse, you're bound to crack sooner or later.

In the new preview for the final part of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the woman responsible for bringing Rob into the world has fresh beef with Kim, while Khloé considers a boob job, Kendall loses it and Kourtney continues to behave like the only normal human being of the whole bunch.

Check the trailer out below. Just don't expect any hot goss about Kim's robbery, because some things are sacred. (Or, you know, perhaps that's being saved for later this season.)

The first episode back from the break is titled 'Khloé's New Breast Friends,' so it's no surprise that Khloé's boobs take centre stage as she debates how big her silicone implants should be. Khloé, your body is bangin' already, but if you're having fun shopping for upgrades then more power to you. Also, Is it just me, or is Scott a total girl's guy. He's always there, just chillin' in the walk-in closet...


Speaking of Scott, Kim grills her brother-in-law on why he's been putting in overtime at the gym with Kris, although Kris seems pretty thrilled about it...


While Rob struggles to get his head around the fact that a pregnancy usually culminates in an actual baby popping out and demanding 24/7 care, the girls decide to throw him a surprise baby shower. This being Rob, he doesn't show. At least Kylie has the good decency to feign surprise.

But the best part of the trailer comes near the end, when Kris decides to go in on Kim for daring to help dress Caitlyn. Like a prom queen. It's the thought that counts, right? Kris has telephone rage, though, and she slams Kimmy K for being a "f**king traitor". Apparently all that pool yoga doesn't do much to soothe the soul. Finally, Kendall has a meltdown about something which quite honestly lost my attention halfway through. Must do better.

Are you hot for Scott or mental for Kendall? Will the saga of Kim's jewels feature in the show at all? Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 12 returns October 23 on E!