Let's talk about sex, baby, and not just any sex, celebrity sex. We've probably all fantasized about a celeb or two when getting down and dirty, so why not take some of their advice and make the beast with two backs just like your favorite Hollywood star.
For your viewing pleasure, I've complied the most sensual, erotic and sometimes down right bizarre list of celebrity sex stories, tips and confessions that are guaranteed to win you an Oscar in the bedroom.
1. Mariah Carey
The world famous diva may have sung this sexy tune above, but it turns out when it comes to sex she likes to wait, when talking about her previous husband Nick Cannon, Mariah had this to say:
"We both have similar beliefs and I thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is,"
Who knew the femme fatale would be so traditional?
2. Eva Mendes
The stunning actress did not hold back when discussing her past sexual escapades with the Hollywood Reporter and it definitely sounds like Eva definitely had a great time touring America:
"I've had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger. Maybe it was the clean air."
The lucky lady now gets to bump uglies with Ryan Gosling on the regular, life definitely isn't fair.
3. Zac Efron
The High School Musical star doesn't need to worry about being safe because his mom's got his back, that's right Mother Efron buys her boy's rubbers. Zac told Elle magazine about the embarrassing stocking filler he received from his mommy:
"She's like `I knew you were being sexual!' But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box."
4. Patrick Dempsey
McDreamy has gotten us all steamy at one point or another and it seems that even off screen Dempsey is all for experimenting, when talking to People magazine about his marriage and love life, the sexy hunk revealed the secret to happiness:
“You’ve got to communicate, and stay open and not get lazy. And not give up. And lots of sex! It's the little things - even a spanking every now and then!"
"The doctor will see you now" never sounded so sexy.
5. Olivia Munn
Olivia wrote within her book, Suck It, Wonder Woman, many sex stories and tips. One of the best pieces of advice encouraged couples to engage in dirty talk:
"I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they don't know what to say, how to start, or when to end it. Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it's pretty easy. To wit: Establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously."
Surprisingly this Rude Girl kept her sex advice sweet and simple. When being interviewed by Good Morning America, the songstress told Robin Roberts about the importance of safe sex:
"I want you to have fun. I love having fun, but you have to be responsible, You have to be safe. Protect yourself. You have to look out for yourself because nobody else can do that for you. It's real. It's a real disease."
Massive high-five to Rihanna to reiterating the importance of protection when it comes to hitting the sheets.
7. Heidi Klum
This leggy supermodel is without a doubt one of the biggest sex icons in the fashion world and she was keen to share her thoughts with Marie Claire on mixing it up, wherever you may be:
"It's good to make an effort to dress up sometimes – to do things outside of the norm. Some people are more experimental in bed and others are more boring. If you are wild and crazy, bring it on so the other person is well aware that you have little devil horns that come out every once in a while."
Now, we've all seen what Heidi likes to dress up to in public, so the mind reals when you begin to wonder what she wears in private.
8. Will Smith
Will Smith has no problem getting all fresh and talking about the nasty. It turns out the Men In Black star is keen to dress up in his Hancock costume to keep things alive between him and his wife, Jada. In an interview with with BBC Radio One he told the listeners about how his superhero suit still gets some use:
"I took the suit home and my wife and I use it sometimes, Just around the house. It's great."
There's so many cock innuendos to be made here, so I'll just let you create you're own.
9. Megan Fox
Megan Fox has been listed as one of the sexiest people alive numerous times over, but it seems when it comes to sex, this foxy lady takes a more romantic approach. When asked about all things love related by Harper's Bazaar UK, the Transformers star spoke candidly:
"I've only been with two men my entire life: my childhood sweetheart and Brian (Austin Green). I can never have sex with someone I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick."
I think it's sweet that Megan feels this way and encourages others to be more loving when it comes to sex.
10. Kristen Stewart
Kristen is no stranger to sex scenes or questions about her sexuality. Therefore, it's no surprise that she would offer up some rather steamy information about her and her former lover, Robert Pattinson. Talking to British Vogue, the Twilight star waxed lyrical about RPatz and their more intimate secrets:
"I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"
That's both sexy and gross in equal measure. Kristen should have bottled it and sold it, imagine all the Twilight fans who would have bought eau de Edward.
11. Scarlett Johansson
Art truly reflects life if this scene if Scarlett's revelations are anything to go by. The blond sex-pot told Marie Claire magazine just how rearing to go she is all the time, no matter where she might be:
"I love sex in a car. If I were in a really raunchy frame of mind wanting something crazy and kinky, the back seat would be it."
I don't suppose anyone would object to steaming up some windows with ScarJo in a car?
12. Jessica Alba
This honey definitely knows how to hot things up on-screen and she's more than happy to explore the world of sex in real life too. As a true Cosmopolitan girl, the actress spoke about life before her husband and how she was always down for a real good time:
"I don't think a girl is a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?"
Yay to Alba's positive stance against slut-shamming. There's nothing wrong about a grown woman exploring her sexuality on her own terms.
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13. Sofia Vergara
This Columbian goddess may have gotten herself into some compromising positions in Soul Plane, but Vergara is much more grounded. The Modern Family star is actually very traditional when it comes to sex according to an interview with Elle magazine:
"The key to good sex is for both partners to be themselves and be spontaneous. But forget exotic positions, the key for guaranteed good sex is to be in love with that person. Simple as that."
14. Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart has experienced so much of life, so obviously we'd pay attention when she starts dishing out sex advice. Her fans were quick to get onto the topic of sex during the original homemaker's chat on her Reddit AMA:
It's totally a mom thing to say, but it makes sense. You don't want to be (too) dirty when you're getting down to the dirty.
15. Eva Longoria
Just like her Desperate Housewives character, Gaby, Eva loves sex, whether it's with a partner or by herself. Longoria fully advocates double-clicking your mouse and enjoying yourself and proudly told Contact magazine all about her collection of sex toys:
"I didn't begin enjoying sex until I started masturbating... It's a shame I didn't discover it sooner... Everybody should (masturbate)."
As my English teacher told the class once, "Don't knock masturbation, it's just sex with someone you love"
16. Dita Von Teese
The mistress of seduction makes a living out of sensuality and glamour, so it's no surprise that she is a knock out in the boudoir. Dita has remarked on numerous occasions what it takes to get her going:
"A little light bondage and a spank or two will do,"
Oh Ms. Teese you make it sound so simple. Dita also speaks honestly about women's sexuality and their right to enjoy sex and the art of seduction:
17. Jada Pinkett Smith
As her husband Will opened up earlier about their sex life, it's only fair that Jada has her say too. On the red carpet for "Big Willy's" movie Focus, Jada told reporters how much she enjoyed watching her husband on screen:
"After 20 years...It's kind of a nice voyeuristic way to see your man, but I am kind of weird in that way,"
With Will dressing up and Jada watching away, I bet the Smith house has all kinds of freaky shit going on.
18. Angelina Jolie
Angelina is never one to hold back and was more than happy to spill the beans on the best sex she's ever had. It turns out that optimum time to get jiggy is, according to Jolie, when you're pregnant. The mother of six told Entertainment weekly that she loves the D when she's with child:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative, so you have fun."
19. Jennifer Lopez
Jenny from the Block has something to tell all men out there. In a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest, JLo revealed a sexual pet-peeve of hers:
"Women don’t like their nipples twiddled like radio tuners. The guy thinks, “Oh she’s loving it” but she’s thinking, “God, please stop!”
That's pretty sound advice if you ask me.
20. Cameron Diaz
The blonde surfer gal likes her loving old school. When The Mask star talked to Cosmopolitan, Diaz revealed her innate urges when it came to the deed:
"I'm primal on an animalistic level - kind of like, 'Bonk me over the head and throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman!' I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover always. It's not optional."
Wow, don't hold back Diaz. This only goes to show that she's no angel after all.
21. Sarah Silverman
The outspoken comedienne loves to regale us all with stories from her sex life, but did you know that Silverman has a favorite word for her lady lumps? Sarah created a hilarious take on Nora Ephron's A Few Words About Breasts and with it told us her her feelings on some of the words we use for mammary glands:
"Tits is too harsh, breasts is sterile, go with boobs"
Boobs it is then, Sarah. I personally enjoy Danny Devitos, but each to their own.
22. Victoria Beckham
The former Spice Girl definitely likes to add some heat in the bedroom, and who can blame her? She's got "Golden Balls" bedding down next to her after all. In an interview with Allure magazine, the stylish waif told readers what she likes to do in the privacy of her own room:
"Sex! I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said 'sleep"
23. Christina Aguilera
When it comes to the pint sized pop-star with the mutant lungs it turns out she couldn't be less dirrrty, instead preferring to chill with her then husband and simply enjoy each other's company. On an appearance of Jay Leno's chat show, the Genie In A Bottle singer taught the audience the importance of just chilling with the one you love:
"You just lie in bed all day and chill with each other and do things that husbands and wives do,"
However, don't think that's boring, Christina reported that they are naked at the time.
24. Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall, or as she's known to most of the English speaking world Samantha Jones, knows everything there is to know about sex. The blond actress even released a documentary about the mysteries of sex called Sexual Intelligence. Along with her research, Kim wrote a book entitled Satisfaction: The Art Of The Female Orgasm. The book is stuffed full of advice and none more useful than this quote:
"The best way to show appreciation for a great lover is by responding to his touch. This is a woman's greatest gift to her man, as well as the most liberating experience for her."
25. Khloe Kardashian
Khloe took to her blog this week to discuss the sex pages of the Bible, Cosmopolitan and the KUWTK star shared all the dirty ins and outs of what she's like with a man.
"I've been kissed when someone had ice in his mouth before and it felt really good. It depends on the moment, though. I don't mind this, but it has to be a natural thing."
I'm assuming she means she was kissed on the mouth, but you never know. Khloe went on to add to her page her views on role playing:
"I think role-playing is totally fine, but you have to do it to your own personality. It just depends though because you don't want to be too crazy. Sometimes the guy might be like, 'WTF is wrong with you?"
Sound advice from the sassiest Kardashian sister there. She clearly knows the importance of feeling comfortable when chasing those Os.