BySophie Atkinson, writer at Creators.co
Sophie Atkinson

Hahaha! There's a new teaser for Machete Kills, which equals deliciously campy B-movie fun from 's Machete sequel, or is just horrifically crass, depending on your viewpoint. This said, presumably if it's the latter you wouldn't be catching the flick, anyway? Either way, our girl Sofia's a long way from Modern Family in this clip. Family-friendly comedy, it ain't.

stars as Desdemona, the Madame of a brothel. Here's a synopsis for the action-packed flick:

'Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.'

Are jokes about prostitutes funny? Or only if Robert Rodriguez is directing the dialogue? Let me know below.

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