Never has the expression "a picture is worth a thousand words" been more appropriate than now. Look at the Spider-Beard and be thankful that it exists in your life. The man is called Chad Roberts and we should all bow down in deference to his superior pogonotrophy skills. Well done, sir.
What superhero-style beard would you grow? I'd quite like the S.H.I.E.L.D. emblem on my chin.