A while back, YouTube user GratefulDeadpool took Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, and turned it into the even more epic Star Wars: The Third Gathers – Backstroke of the West, simply by taking a copy of the movie with Chinese subtitles (that were probably already mistranslated), and re-translating them back from Mandarin to English. What we get is a version of the movie that takes #DarthVader's infamous “Nooooo!” and Obi-Wan's “You were the chosen one!” and gives us...well, it gives us this.
“Do not want!”
“You drive the person who pick out!”
The entire movie is filled with mistranslations that will make you cringe, laugh, or both at the same time. I mean, “They're all over me!” from the Battle of Coruscant actually becomes “He is in my behind!”
Thanks to #RogueOne already netting $800 million in theaters, this funny redub of the entire movie has been getting quite a bit of attention, which also means it may get kicked off of YouTube any day now by the copyright police. But while the fun lasts, here's a (slightly NSFW) highlight version of it:
You'll find the full feature length version (also slightly NSFW) here.
As #Yoda would say, end this story, I must now.
As for the redubbed Yoda?
Finish this tail, I smell immediately.
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