ByElise Jost, writer at Creators.co
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Elise Jost

Ah, the thrills of awards season. Truly, there's nothing like the perspective of getting to hold a little golden statuette whose existence will be forever attached to your name, and every budding actor out there has probably wondered even just for a second where they'd store an Oscar figurine if their lucky fingers were ever allowed to clutch one. In a fancy glass cabinet or in a shoe box full of dildos? On the mantelpiece or in a secret room protected by a few dozen retina scanners?

Though we're focused on the highly craved recognition awarded every year by the Academy, Hollywood isn't the only place where Oscars are a synonym for prestige and success. While music has its Grammys, the industry has its very own ceremony — and its very own standards in terms of visual entertainment.

'Suicide Squad XXX' Won 9 AVN Awards

In the adult video industry, the Adult Video News Awards are pretty much the equivalent of the Oscars, albeit with a few more categories — from Best MILF Performer of the year to Best Virtual Reality Sex Scene, there's something for every taste. This year, they took place on January 21.

As video games are apparently influencing people's sexual fantasies more and more, blockbusters aren't left behind, either; Suicide Squad XXX, a parody of 's attempt at making its best antiheroes popular on the big screen, cleaned up at the AVN Awards. The original might have earned a nomination for Best Makeup and Hairstyling, but the porn version won Best Actress, Best Parody, Best Non-Sex Performance, Best Three-Way Sex Scene, Best Art Direction, Best Director, Best Makeup, Best Screenplay, and Movie of the Year.

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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy [Credit: DC Comics]
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy [Credit: DC Comics]

Even more striking than the fact that was critically panned in the mainstream movie world, but considered the best movie of the year in the porn industry, is the suggestion that the XXX version might have done a better job at celebrating its comic book heroes.

Ayer's Suicide Squad was criticized for various reasons, from its portrayal of characters such as the Joker to its gaping plot holes, but XXX filled them all. Instead of featuring Killer Croc, who barely utters a word anyway, it brought in Poison Ivy and Killer Frost as the much-needed female superhero presence that Suicide Squad didn't have. Let's be real, we're all dying to see Harley's and Poison's chemistry play out on the big screen.

Poison Ivy in 'Suicide Squad XXX' [Credit: Axel Braun]
Poison Ivy in 'Suicide Squad XXX' [Credit: Axel Braun]

But the cherry on the NSFW cake is the scene that allowed Suicide Squad XXX to take home the award for Best Three-Way: a threesome between Harley, the Joker and Batman. You read that right. However, if you want to find out whether that finally alleviated the deadly tension between the three lunatics or only made things worse — shouldn't the third person always be a stranger? — you'll have to watch the whole movie.

If you become a fan, you'll be happy to know that Axel Braun has produced several comic book-inspired parodies with Wicked Comix, from Supergirl to Batman v Superman. It's not too hard to imagine how that last one turned out.

Have you ever fantasized about a superhero? We ain't judging.

(Source: Adult Video News)

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