ByTino Jochimsen, writer at
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Tino Jochimsen

Steven Seagal, Aikido legend, gourmand and man of exactly one facial expression is, again, taking revenge.

His opponent this time: the population of Arizona.

Yes, 7 years after Arnold Schwarzenegger made his dent as the Governator of California, Steven Seagal is (finally) considering running for the highest office of the Great Canyon State.

The On Deadly Ground star told KNXV-TV (via IGN)

“Joe Arpaio (aka the toughest sheriff of America) and I were talking about me running for governor in Arizona which was kind of a joke. But I suppose I would remotely consider it...but probably I would have a lot of other responsibilities that may be more important to address."

I don't even want to know what other responsibilities Seagal has... except if they involve chicken. As I said: the man has a sweet tooth and I'd like to learn from the best.

If Seagal san should indeed decide to run for office and if, due to some sort of barely concealed suicidal mass impulse, the constituents of Arizona decide that what they need for Governor carries the name "Seagal," I here and now swear I’ll eat my socks. Not my new socks mind you. I’ll find the woolen ones Grandma knit and devour them WITHOUT ketchup.

Jesse Ventura, and now, gulp, ?

May the Lord have mercy on us all!

To end on a high note, here is the actor's most profound moment ever caught on film. Topical too:



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