ByTino Jochimsen, writer at
The bald minority at Moviepilot.
Tino Jochimsen

These four clips of The Legend of Hercules make the movie appear like the porn version of Gladiator - with all the sex scenes edited out.

The -starrer will present the origin story of the demigod. It wil do so by - if the footage we have seen so far is any indication - mostly featuring barely-clad meatheads, loads of PG-13 rated slowmo fighting and dialogue so cheesy it better be washed down with huge amounts of wine.

The only beacon of hope is fallen-from-grace director (Cliffhanger), who once knew how to deliver a neat, violent action movie.

I highly doubt that The Legend of Hercules will fall into that category though.

Watch the four clips for the sword and sandles pic below:






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