Game of Thrones's King Joffrey is an odious little twerp that has a face I would never tire of punching, but alas he lives in King's Landing and is well out of my reach.
Or is he?
HBO is holding a two-day special "media roast" on Thursday and Friday for the hateful dick bucket and we are all invited to take part. All you have to do is tweet your Joffrey obscenities with the hashtag #RoastJoffrey. A number of stars and fans of the show have already contributed to the roast and you can check out their zingers after the jump.
Dear Joffrey, To slightly misquote Woody from Toy Story: "We wargs can see everything, so play nice." #RoastJoffrey— Isaac.H.Wright (@IsaacBranFlakes) December 12, 2013
Joffrey is a secret ginger #RoastJoffrey— art parkinson (@ArtRickonrockon) December 12, 2013
Feel free to add your own Joffrey roasts in the comment section below!