ByJancy Richardson, writer at
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

As we approach the release of Leatherface, it's time Leatherface was given a little advice about the ladies. Sure, he's got a massive tool, but he's always been unlucky in love...

1) All women really want is for you to be yourself.

2) Women like to talk, and have a guy listen.

3) Be confident and approachable.

4) Don't be a backseat driver, it comes off as patronising.

5) Don't go on about your exes.

6) There is a limit to how much girls like surprises.

7) Be manly yet gentle when courting a lady.

8) The dating world can be cut-throat, but don't get carried away.

9) Avoid spraying potential dates with the gore of their loved ones.

10) Most of all, bro, girls like a guy who takes care of his appearance.

Call Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Leatherface is in serious need of a makeover!



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