If the thought of spending Christmas day with your family fills you with feelings of dread and brings you out in inadequacy sweats because your parents are not angry, just disappointed with the lifestyle choices you've made, then fear not, help is at hand.
Legendary director has taken it upon himself to save us all from the horrors of communal turkey slicing and given us a "get out of the house for three hours card." Marty's upcoming movie, The Wolf of Wall Street, lands in theaters December 25th and according to IndieWire, the movie is clocking in at a bum-numbing 2 hours and 59 minutes. This will make The Wolf of Wall Street Scorsese's longest feature film to date.
Just make sure you don't drink too much eggnog before you go in.
What will you be doing on Christmas day?