As 2016 comes to a close, we can all wholeheartedly agree that this year has been a right ol' shitter when it comes to most things. And, while the last twelve months have sucked away all that was left of our already shrivelled happiness and energy, we've been left with no choice but to look to #KylieJenner — a radiant oracle of wisdom, burning with guidance and reassurance — for a smattering of raw positivity when the going gets tough.
Back in January, the youngest member of the Kardashian Klan revealed that her grand New Year's resolution for the year was the following:
"I feel like every year has a new energy, and I feel like this year is really about, like, the year of realizing stuff. And everyone around me, we’re all just, like, realizing things."
And while Kylie's 2016 hopes and dreams may have at first sounded as beige as Gwyneth Paltrow parading around with a soy vanilla chai latte at a vegan farmer's market, you've really got to give it to the girl — she's really outdone all of us when it comes to making the last twelve months count. Essentially, while we've all been left battered by one of the worst years in recent history, the 19-year-old has risen like a glorious phoenix and stayed true to what she had hoped to achieve.
With the year of "realizing things" under her diamond-encrusted belt, we can only applaud Kylizzle for getting to grips with some of the most important life concepts in 2016. Here's why she's our inspiration:
1. For Starters, She Definitely Realized She Was Good At Lip Kits
2. She Also Became Aware That The Only Way To Fill Yourself With Adventure Is To Get Down on Your Knees By The Pool
3. She's Also Come To Terms With The Fact That She Does A 10/10 Christina Aguilera Impression
4. Kylie Also Learnt That Allowing 'Unfixed' Dogs Of The Opposite Sex To Hang Out Together Will Likely Result In Puppies
5. Also, That Stepping Out In Head-To-Toe Balmain Will Confirm Your Status As Fashion Royalty
6. She Was Also Forced To Contemplate The Baffling Concept Of Chickens
7. Kylie Realized That Posting A Pic Of Yourself Wearing Yourself Is A Fantastic Way To Expand Your Own Brand
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8. In 2016, She Found Out That Snakes Aren't As Dangerous As She Had Previously Thought
9. She Totally Agreed That Having Huge Lips Was Actually Pretty Hilarious
10. In Fact, There Was No End To The Realization That Making Fun Of Yourself Is The Only Way To Live Life
11. Unfortunately, Kylie Was Also Forced To Admit That Bleaching Your Dark Brown Hair Blonde Isn't Exactly The Healthiest Option
12. She Also Realized That The Best Way To Get Over Being Homesick Is To Pose In Your Underwear
13. Kylie Also Found Out That 'Breaking' Google Isn't That Hard No Matter What Anyone Says
14. She Realized That She Probs Shouldn't Sing. Ever.
15. Oh, And That Getting Your Cartier Bracelet Stuck On Your Wrist Really Puts A Downer On Your Day
16. She Proved That Even If Your Big Butt Tears Your Jeans, There's No Reason To Stop Wearing Them
17. In 2016, Kylie Realized That Freckles Were Actually Pretty Cute
18. And That If You're Prone To Forgetfulness, There's A Really Good Way To Remember Your Own Name
19. Finally, She Realized That The Best Way To Show People You're Realizing Stuff Is To Wear This Fab T-Shirt
Nice one Kylie, bring on 2017!
Did you manage to realize as much stuff as Kylie Jenner in 2016?