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Comic Books let the imagination run wild, which makes them awesome, but also allows for a lot of strange sexual scenarios to come to life. Here's five bizarre sexual incidents inspired by graphic novels.

5) Fat Festishism in Epic Movie

Mystique is the undisputed smokin' babe of the X-Men (well, I guess Jean Grey could dispute that a bit), which Epic Movie uses for slightly more ridiculous ends. Who hasn't lusted after 'a fat blue Britney Spears'?


4) Can't get no Satisfaction with The Hulk from College Humor.

So many unanswered questions about superhero sex. What happened if Wolverine accidentally shot his claws out at the wrong moment? What if Magneto lost control with a partner with a genital piercing? And just How Big would the Hulk's junk be?


3) Dendrophilia in The Return of Swamp Thing

A slightly more palatable version of the infamous 'tree molestation' in The Evil Dead, but no less bizarre.


2) Bestiality in Howard the Duck

Howard falls for the old 'Let's watch David Letterman together' ruse and ends up in bed with a human lady. For a start, he's got a BEAK. How do you kiss a beak? How any sexy things with a beak?


1) Ephebophilia in Weird Science

I don't know what's more disturbing: this grown woman showering in front of these underage boys, or the fact that they decided to make a robot sex slave in the first place.


Now go wash your eyeballs. And be careful what you watch - you don't want to end up like this guy.




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