As far as fan theories go, there have been some doozies in the past few years: Bane was on Batman's side all along. Carl keeps his hair long because of his mom. Andy's mom owned Jessie. Harry Potter turned the Dursleys into heartless monsters. Some of those have come almost as close to breaking the internet as Kim's butt did, especially Jon Negroni's Pixar Theory, the OG granddaddy of modern fan theories.
Well, a few years ago, imgur user jimmylegs50, a.k.a. John Wray, came up with this less internet shattering, more fun #ToyStory and #TheWalkingDead-related theory. I updated it a bit for the current story, but here's the gist:
'Toy Story' And 'The Walking Dead' Are The Same Story!
Let's just jump head first into this, shall we?
The main guy, the hero, is a sheriff
He's the leader of a rag-tag, sometimes grumpy group
His best friend is a super alpha dog macho man of the law
The sheriff totally loves his kid
Who he fears will grow up too quick
There's also a hat
One day, it seems his kid is growing fond of his macho best friend
Sheriff doesn't like this
He fights his best friend under a truck
And "kills" him
Someone poisoned the waterhole!
But Wait, There's More! We Even Get A Second Season/Movie
In the second season/story, we get a singing/yodeling cowgirl
And a white-haired old guy with a walking stick or two
In the third, they discover a seemingly perfect gated community
Just going to leave this one here
The psychotic leader of the community is devastated by the loss of his little girl
The blonde realizes she's been sleeping with the enemy
Eventually, we meet a destructive little kid who needs some serious counseling
Arms are lost
Eye patches are rocked
Hey look...another Jessie
There's a dumpster of death
Tons of things get burned alive/dead
It Needed Updated With Negan And Lucille, However
And now, after all of that...some jerk wants it all, and will do whatever it takes to get it.
Plus, the sicko keeps Polaroids...
What a ride!
The original Zombie Story is here, but it needed a little Negan. It doesn't quite live up to The Pixar Theory, but you have to admit, it was fun!
Until you see that. Aw...
Or hey, it could even be a sitcom:
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