After watching the first TV spot for 's Riddick, I can safely say that I want him to narrate everything I do in life with his signature growls. Whenever I turn off a light, he'd just say something like, "You're not afraid of the dark, are you?" And I'd just be like, "Say it again!" Congratulations, Mr. Diesel. You've replaced as the voice of my conscience. While this movie kind of looks like a hot mess (in the best way possible), I'm excited that the chronicles of Richard B. Riddick are going back to his Pitch Black roots.
Watch the first Riddick TV spot here: