Alright me old China! (That's Cockney rhyming slang for "Hello, my good friend") Today we've got the latest in low budget, colloquialism fueled zombie slaughter. Coming from Shout! Factory is 's London-based horror Cockneys vs. Zombies. We've got a brand new trailer and clip for you to take a butchers at (that means a 'look at'). Check them out below:
OK, so it's not exactly Shaun of the Dead brilliant, but there some bits that made me mildly chortle. Namely an old guy trying to out-run zombies. I'm not proud of that fact, but , yes, that bit did make me laugh a bit.
But the biggest joke of all is how on Earth did these guys get their hands so many guns. With Britain's strict gun laws you'd think they wouldn't possess anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Well, I suppose it is the East End, perhaps left some ordnance lying around.
Cockneys vs. Zombies hits select theaters (in the UK) on August 2nd, but is available on VOD elsewhere.
What do you think? Is Cockney vs. Zombies something you'll be checking out, or can't you even understand the accents? Let me know below.
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