This demented German video made my day. Styled after an 80s safety instructional video and entitled Forklift Driver Klaus – The First Day on the Job, what ensues is ten minutes of unbridled mayhem as poor old Klaus accidentally butchers, maims and mutilates his colleagues. This Evil Dead style madness had me laughing out loud, especially when the geysers of blood really got going. It just goes to show that the old adage remains true: Do not let attractive ladies into the workplace, or you will skewer colleagues with your forklift truck, then get your head cut off with a chainsaw (Seriously, people say that. Trust me). Watch and laugh.
I hate to break it to you, guys, but this was intended as a parody. Sadface. It cheers me to know that German companies that use heavy machinery do often show this video to lighten the mood in Health and Safety meetings, though.
Let's hear it for Klaus.