Seeing as putting Bieber in the naughty corner clearly isn't working, maybe it's about time to send him to Canada to think about what he's done instead.
One U.S. citizen is so peeved with the Bieber shaped douche stain on his great nation that he has taken drastic action in the form of a petition. The signatures are rolling in faster than Justin's yellow Lamborghini and now The White House is duty bound to respond. Hurrah!
somehow snuck into the United States on a O-1 visa that is sparingly doled out to people with "extraordinary ability or achievement" in their field. The good news is that conviction for any offense could see the star being booted back from whence he came.
The strongly worded petition argues that;
We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nation's youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society
Alas, it's not quite time to start Papier-mâché-ing your 'Bye Bye Bieber' party piñata just yet. Immigration attorney and professional killjoy, Ira Kurzban has rained on America's collective parade by breaking the news that Biebs is;
not subject to deportation because of a DUI offense, nor is driving with an expired license a deportable offense. Those offenses wouldn't keep Bieber from being readmitted into the U.S., either
Do you hear that distant roar? That, my friends is the sound of the biggest party Canada has thrown since the invention of maple syrup.
Do you think Bieber should be deported for the sake of the nation? Surely comparing yourself to Michael Jackson and riding out of court on the top of your SUV is enough?!
(Source: The Hollywood Reporter)